Wedding & Anniversary

Congratulations, love birds.

Outside: DAMN. Another rerun on the food channel again. That's the microwave, Bob.
Inside: No mistaking it, you two were meant for each other. Happy Anniversary.

Outside: If I'd poisoned you thirty years ago, I'd be out on parole today.
Inside: Ain't love grand? Happy Anniversary.

To a perfect couple. Happy Anniversary.

Goodbye Mr. Wrong. Goodbye Guys without jobs or end tables. Goodbye awkward first time sex. Goodbye questionably gay boyfriends. Hello to becoming the Mrs.

Outside: Oooh. That's gotta' hurt.
Inside: Congratulations to a smashing couple.

The passion continues. Happy anniversary.

Each day is a memory. And this is a wonderful one. Congradulations.

Happy Anniversary. After all these years the romance is still alive. I guess I never grow tired of pretending you're someone else.

Happily Ever After is so much more fun with two. Congratulations!

Dove Love

You x Me. My heart is so lucky to have you in it. Happy Anniversary.

You're absolutely right, honey. Don't you love the sound of that? Happy Anniversary.

Errands... housecleaning.. dinner at six... how does he do it? Happy Anniversary

Ting! Ting! Cheers!

You're two of a kind. Happy Anniversary.

I love you with sprinkles on top. Happy Anniversary.

So Happy. Together Forever.

The music I heard with you was more than music and the bread I broke with you was more than bread. I love the dance of sharing my life with you. Happy Anniversary.

Size Matters. Happy Anniversary, darling you're a keeper.

Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness. Congratulations on your wedding.

Outside: I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits? Your eyesight is perfect.
Inside: You two compliment each other so well. Happy Anniversary.

Still crazy after all these years. Happy Anniversary.

What we choose changes us. Who we love transforms us. How we create reshapes us. What we do remakes us. Shaping life together (forever). Happy Anniversary.

Love. Congradulations.

Together Forever

Bachelorette! There's a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway. Congratulations!

You look great honey. Lets Go. Another year and you still look great. Happy Anniversary.

May your journey through life be filled with love and laughter...

Hey Bachelorette, We took up a collection to hire a stripper for your party! But all we could raise was $1.98. Congratulations Bachlorette!

As you set out on life's highway together: May the route be downhill, The bumps small and the potholes few. May there always be a rest stop when you need one, and may the detours take you on romantic scenic byways. It's all about the journey. Cangratulations on your marriage.

From this day forward love will guide the way.

Outside: Guess what, dear I'm on an exercise program. I walk 3 miles a day!
"Good. Then you'll be 21 miles from here in a week."
Inside: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder... Happy Anniversary to a well-traveled couple.

Finding the man of your dreams is exhilarating! Telling your husband is exhausting.

I'm overcome with emotion. Thank you so much.

It's true, people do start looking alike after awhile.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Enjoy today. Enjoy Forever.

Love him tender. Love her sweet. Congratulations on your wedding!

It's your day to get carried away.

Looks like you're off to a great start!

Wishing you a smooth ride together.

Enjoy every moment.

You still turn me on.

Life with you is a bed of roses.

Congratulations on taking the plunge!

It's still paradise.

Here's to another exciting year!

You've been going together for a long time.

It gets better every year.

Happy anniversary from your favorite backseat driver.

In it for the long haul!

Best wishes on the road ahead.

Wishing you a lifetime of happiness.

Enjoy every moment.

So perfect together.

I love you.

You still light my fire!

Congratulations on the wonderful news!