There's a new study

Outside: Bachelorette! There's a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
Inside: The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway. Congratulations!