Come See The Variety!
 Some things are ageless… Including you! $3.75 |  Here's to many, many, many, more. $3.75 |  Here's to fun time together! $3.75 |
 Calories Shmalories. $3.75 |  You're HOW old? $3.25 |  Wishing you a lovely birthday! $3.75 |
 Have a night on the town! $3.75 |  Happy birthday to a guy who really uses his head. $3.75 |  According to my calculations it's time for your birthday! $3.75 |
 For a good time, call me on your birthday. $3.75 |  Have a very cool birthday! $3.75 |  Here's to you. Happy Birthday! $4.95 |
 … and not impressed by ANY of it. $3.50 |  You know you're getting old when you have to hire the neighbor kid to blow out all those candles. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Outside: I said 'I think you've got your swimsuit on backwards.' Inside: You really stand out in a crowd! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
 Most likely to work in woman's shoes. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Sex at our age is the early bird special. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Tell me again… Who are you and why am I here? Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 You're cheap! You're easy! You're a slut! And? You're my hero! $3.50 |  You know honey! …it's time for a nip, tuck or suck. $3.50 |  Outside: Please help me. I'm blind and think I may have a mullet! Inside: ... Help! You're already old and it's your birthday again! $4.50 |
 I'll have the fuckin' Cheeseburger with the fuckin' fries and some fuckin' coffee. ... happy fuckin' birthday! $4.50 |  Don't be ridiculous, of course we don't look your age! $2.95 |  Outside: It's your birthday? Cook anything you want for supper! Inside: Happy Birthday. It's all about you! $4.50 |
 It's Time for a Madly Happy UnBirthday! $3.95 |  Once that wiener hits the pool it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Sorry I'm a little behind. Happy Belated Birthday. $2.95 |
 May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday. $2.50 |  Outside: St. Mary Juana: Our Lady of Wacky Tobacky Inside: Hope this birthday takes you higher. $4.50 |  And voila! Margaritas for everyone! Happy birthday! let the good times roll. $2.50 |
 Outside: President Now available in black Inside: Have a Barakin' birthday! $4.50 |  $4.50 |  Queer eye for the conservative guy...Loosen up and have a good birthday! $4.50 |
 Okay, Mr. Collins, Lets see how that old heart of your is doing. Celebrate your birthday with a bang. $4.50 |  I think I liked the utility belt better than the fanny pack. Happy Birthday to a real Caped Crusader! $4.50 |  Oh, lookie here... Cora passed. i knew i'd outlive that tramp. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 Samantha has been on so many blind dates, she finally won a free dog. Woof! Happy Birthday! $4.50 |  Don't make me go all Joan Crawford on your ass! .. No wire hangers! Only Happy Birthdays! $4.50 |  Sadly, it was Bob who turned out to be a bigger queen. Happy Birthday your Highness. $2.95 |
 One of the blessings of old friends is that you can afford to be stiupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Inside: Happy Birthday to a drea friend who has never quiet settled for being normal. Artist: Peter J Ketchum $2.95 |  Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave withh the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather a skid in sideways champange in one hand, body thoroughly used up and worn out, screaming "woo-hoo, what a ride!" INSIDE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A FELLOW TRAVELER AND A WILD, WONDERFUL WOMAN! Artist Peter J Ketchum $2.95 |  The secret to happiness? Raise your skirt and lower your expectations. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 Happy Birthday. I'd get up but I'm having a hot flash and I'm stuck to the naugahyde. $3.95 |  Outside: Schlepaholic Inside: 12 schleps and we have to sit down! Have a restful birthday. $4.50 |  It's not whether you win or lose, but how you do your hair. Happy Birthday $4.50 |
 It's a bird! it's a plane! …Nope, it's that creepy taxidermist next door. Happy Birthday $3.95 |  I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Free Spirit is just a euphemism for slut. Have a spirited birthday. $3.50 |
 Think of it like this.... In dog years you'd be dead. Happy Birthday $3.95 |  Looks like you started without us! $3.75 |  Happy Birthday to one of the greatest kids in the Cosmos! $3.75 |
 Wild living slows down the aging process. ... No wonder you look so young! Happy Birthday! $2.95 |  Happy Birthday to someone who's in a league of her own. $3.75 |  Have a porkfectly wonderful birthday! $3.75 |
 Another birthday? … Cool! $3.75 |  You've improved with age too! $3.75 |  I see you're celebrating the Birthday in your usual dignified manner! $3.75 |
 Word on the street is you're having a birthday. $3.75 |  In honor of your birthday, we're using the good silver. $2.95 |  Too much of a good thing is just right on your birthday! $3.75 |
 Happy birthday from your butties! $3.25 |
| « Previous | Page 4 of 11 | Next » |
| « View All » |
| Greeting Cards Home |
See our Shipping Information for more details.
Recommended Browsers:     |  Copyright 2018 Richards Variety Store. All rights reserved. |