Queer Eye for the Conservative

Outside: Queer eye for the conservative guy: That face makes you look like you're pinching off a turd. Lighten up, deary., Change the hair, cuddles. Most of us live in turd. Lighten up, deary., Change the hair, cuddles. Most of us live in this century. Join us!, About the only thing this tie would be good for is hanging yourself!, Where did you get this suit? Stiffs Are Us?, Two words: Slim Fast!, I'll bet a cute little penis is in here. Too bad it died at birth!, A bible is the word of God, not a tool for your political agenda, sweetie!, I get squishy just thinking about how tight your lil' bunghole must be!, With a little work and a lot of butt lube, you could make one heck of a boy toy, snuggles!
Inside Reads: Loosen up and have a happy birthday!