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 I'm going to give you a mild sedative to counteract your really annoying questions. Feel better yet? $4.50 |  I hear they're sticking you with needles. Hang in there, hope you feel better. $4.50 |  Outside: You shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big. Inside: You'll get no wise-ass cracks from me! Get well soon. $3.25 |
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