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 Shouting "Oh God" in bed on Sunday morning is not the same as going to Church. It's your Birthday. Sin a little. $2.75 |  Happy Birthday to you... From all of us! $2.95 |  Outside: So where's my friggin' Pony? Inside: Happy Friggin' Birthday! $4.50 |
 Lying on the couch best way to keep fit- Hope all your birthday wishes come true! $4.50 |  It sure doesn't look like the egg in the picture. ... Happy Birthday . You sure don't look your age! $4.50 |  Hope your day is full of delights. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
 I'm not laughing on the inside, either...but seriously, Have a Happy Birthday! $4.50 |  Outside: Saint Billy Joe of Bob: Patron Saint of Trailer Parks Inside: Pass the pork rinds and have a happy birthday. $4.50 |  May I buy you a cocktail? Alcohol is bad for my legs. Do they swell? No they spread. Spread the word - it's your birthday! $4.50 |
 Special wishes for a beautiful birthday. $2.50 |  Birthday greetings sent your way. $3.99 |  That was the last time that George made any comments about Edna's AGE. Happy Birthday. $3.25 |
 A birthday is the first day of another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip! $2.95 |  She was one hell of a guy $3.95 |  Outside: I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em. Inside: You're udderly amazing. Happy Birthday. $3.25 |
 Hell, they look perfectly normal to me..... Don't get old, get even. Happy Birthday. $4.50 |  It's not easy being beautiful. Haappy Birthday. $2.25 |  Time to start acting you're age? When pigs fly! Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 Outside: OLDER... WISER... MORE ANNOYING! Inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG to an old old old old friend. $3.25 |  Bitchionary: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another. $4.50 |  Hey asshole! Someone wants to talk to you! ... Happy Birthday, Tiger! $4.50 |
 Outside: The Obamanator: Hope Inside Reads: HOPE you have a super birthday! $4.50 |  Happy birthay and many mower. $2.59 |  Have your people call my people and we'll do cake! $2.59 |
 A little bird told me you’re a year older. (so I ate him) $2.59 |  New Liquid Viagra! The Anti-Soft Drink! Who needs a cocktail when you can have a great stiff drink! It's your birthday...take it like a man! Happy Birthday! $4.50 |  True story. My cousin Lenny swallowed a quarter on Tuesday. On Wednesday he shat out two dimes and a nickel. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Have a seriously happy birthday! $2.50 |  She was beginning to worry..did she look like a monkey? Did she smell like one too? Happy birthday to you. You belong in a zoo. $2.50 |
 Now, don't you worry about your age. It's just a number (that is ridiculously high.) Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Outside: Trust me, Miss Blake. No one will ever notice you're wearing a hearing aid. Inside: Heard you were having another birthday. Hope it's a good one. $3.50 |  Your Horoscope Destiny written inn the Stars. You are a Creature of Harmonious Conflict, Intelligent Beyond Reason, Seriously Wity and Hopelessly Cheerful. You are Swift to Procrastine, Slow to Jump to Conclusions and Always Ready to Wait....You are a Perfect Friend It's your FATE! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
 Outside: It's the only way I can get him to take out the garbage. Inside: Get trashed on your birthday. $3.25 |  Birthday Greetings! $2.50 |  Whatever you do, don't start acting your age! $2.99 |
 $2.95 |  The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles. Happy Birthday! $2.95 |  It's your birthday! Go for it! $2.99 |
 All together now… Happy Birthday to yooooooouuu! $2.99 |  It's your birthday… milk it for all it's worth. $2.99 |  $2.95 |
 I scream, you scream, we all scream… 'cause we're getting older! Have a sweet birthday! $2.59 |  It's not easy staying hot, but somehow you manage! $2.59 |  I will not wash down my birthday cake with vodka. This birthday, please try and behave yourself. $2.59 |
 Another birthday? Bon Appetite. $3.75 |  Honey, the older we get, the better we look. $3.75 |  Take a break from life in the fast lane and have a Happy Birthday. $3.75 |
 There are some things we'll never outgrow. $3.75 |  You’re so grown up. $3.75 |  High maintenance then, higher maintenance now. $3.75 |
 For your birthday I thought you might like a prince with a lot of dough. $3.75 |  You'll go far. $3.75 |  Be ready for anything on your birthday! $3.75 |
 Hope your birthday is a humdinger! $3.95 |  Hugs and Kisses on your birthday. $3.95 |
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