Come See The Variety!

Birthday Cards

« Previous Page 9 of 11 Next »

Shouting "Oh God"
Shouting "Oh God" in bed on Sunday morning is not the same as going to Church. It's your Birthday. Sin a little.
$2.75
Zebras with Mouths Open
Happy Birthday to you... From all of us!
$2.95
Friggin' Pony
Outside: So where's my friggin' Pony?
Inside: Happy Friggin' Birthday!
$3.50
Keep Fit
Lying on the couch best way to keep fit- Hope all your birthday wishes come true!
$3.50
It Sure Doesn't Look
It sure doesn't look like the egg in the picture. ... Happy Birthday . You sure don't look your age!
$3.50
Girl and Birdcage
Hope your day is full of delights. Happy Birthday.
$3.50
I'm Not Laughing
I'm not laughing on the inside, either...but seriously, Have a Happy Birthday!
$3.50
St. Billy Joe of Bob
Outside: Saint Billy Joe of Bob: Patron Saint of Trailer Parks
Inside: Pass the pork rinds and have a happy birthday.
$3.50
May I Buy You A Cocktail?
May I buy you a cocktail?
Alcohol is bad for my legs.
Do they swell?
No they spread.
Spread the word - it's your birthday!
$3.50
FAIRY PINK DRESS CARD
Special wishes for a beautiful birthday.
$2.50
BIRTHDAY GREETINGS
Birthday greetings sent your way.
$3.99
Face In Cake - The Last Time
That was the last time that George made any comments about Edna's AGE. Happy Birthday.
$3.25
Unknown - Enjoy the Trip
A birthday is the first day of another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
$2.95
One hell of a guy
She was one hell of a guy
$3.95
Fake Udders Birthday Card
Outside: I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em.
Inside: You're udderly amazing. Happy Birthday.
$3.25
Normal Tits
Hell, they look perfectly normal to me..... Don't get old, get even. Happy Birthday.
$3.50
Woman With Cigarette
It's not easy being beautiful. Haappy Birthday.
$2.25
When Pigs Fly
Time to start acting you're age? When pigs fly! Happy Birthday.
$2.95
Older...Wiser...More Annoying
Outside: OLDER... WISER... MORE ANNOYING!
Inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG to an old old old old friend.
$3.25
Bitchionary Birthday Card
Bitchionary: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.
$3.50
Someone Wants to Talk to You
Hey asshole! Someone wants to talk to you! ... Happy Birthday, Tiger!
$3.50
OBAMANATOR
Outside: The Obamanator: Hope
Inside Reads: HOPE you have a super birthday!
$3.50
Cat Facing Whale Shaped Bushes
Happy birthay and many mower.
$2.59
Little Boy Pointing
Have your people call my people and we'll do cake!
$2.59
Cat In Cage
A little bird told me you’re a year older. (so I ate him)
$2.59
Liquid Viagara Card
New Liquid Viagra! The Anti-Soft Drink! Who needs a cocktail when you can have a great stiff drink! It's your birthday...take it like a man! Happy Birthday!
$3.50
Swallowed a Quarter
True story. My cousin Lenny swallowed a quarter on Tuesday. On Wednesday he shat out two dimes and a nickel. Happy Birthday.
$3.95
Meditation
Happy Birthday.
$3.95
PENGUIN IN GLASSES
Have a seriously happy birthday!
$2.50
She Was Beginning To Worry
She was beginning to worry..did she look like a monkey? Did she smell like one too? Happy birthday to you. You belong in a zoo.
$2.50
Don't worry about age
Now, don't you worry about your age. It's just a number (that is ridiculously high.) Happy Birthday.
$3.95
Trust Me, Miss Blake Birthday Card
Outside: Trust me, Miss Blake. No one will ever notice you're wearing a hearing aid.
Inside: Heard you were having another birthday. Hope it's a good one.
$3.50
Your Horoscope
Your Horoscope Destiny written inn the Stars. You are a Creature of Harmonious Conflict, Intelligent Beyond Reason, Seriously Wity and Hopelessly Cheerful. You are Swift to Procrastine, Slow to Jump to Conclusions and Always Ready to Wait....You are a Perfect Friend It's your FATE! Happy Birthday!
$3.50
Garbage Out Birthday Card
Outside: It's the only way I can get him to take out the garbage.
Inside: Get trashed on your birthday.
$3.25
BIRTHDAY WISH TRAIN
Birthday Greetings!
$2.50
3 Old Ladies on Bench
Whatever you do, don't start acting your age!
$2.99
Older Than You
$2.95
The Fewer the Wrinkles
The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles. Happy Birthday!
$2.95
Dog Helps Cat Into Refridgerator
It's your birthday! Go for it!
$2.99
Dogs and Cat Singing on Mics
All together now… Happy Birthday to yooooooouuu!
$2.99
Milk It For All It's Worth
It's your birthday… milk it for all it's worth.
$2.99
Who Are You Again?
$2.95
Ice Cream Man
I scream, you scream, we all scream… 'cause we're getting older! Have a sweet birthday!
$2.59
Woman Tanning
It's not easy staying hot, but somehow you manage!
$2.59
Girl at Chalk Board
I will not wash down my birthday cake with vodka. This birthday, please try and behave yourself.
$2.59
Cooper
Another birthday? Bon Appetite.
$3.75
Drag Queens
Honey, the older we get, the better we look.
$3.75
Trailer and Satellite
Take a break from life in the fast lane and have a Happy Birthday.
$3.75
Italian Ice Cream
There are some things we'll never outgrow.
$3.75
Tea Party
You’re so grown up.
$3.75
Bathing Beauties
High maintenance then, higher maintenance now.
$3.75
Prince and Pizza
For your birthday I thought you might like a prince with a lot of dough.
$3.75
Junior Executive
You'll go far.
$3.75
Bubble Wrap Kids
Be ready for anything on your birthday!
$3.75
Hummingbird
Hope your birthday is a humdinger!
$3.95
XO Elephant
Hugs and Kisses on your birthday.
$3.95
« Previous Page 9 of 11 Next »
«   View All   »
Greeting Cards Home

Use "Cards & Stickers ONLY" as your shipping method for flat rate shipping!
See our Shipping Information for more details.