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 Happy Beepin' Birthday. $3.95 |  I'd never froget your birthday. $3.95 |  Wine - How classy people get shitfaced. Inside: Happy birthday, darling $4.50 |
 May the frosting of your cake runneth over! $2.95 |  Farewell to youth. And hello to early-bird specials. $2.50 |  With money and medication we're unstoppable. Happy birthday super friend. $2.95 |
 Thanks for lying to my face when I need you to. Happy Birthday true friend. $2.95 |  Course open, all persons caught collecting golf balls on his golf course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed. .... Hope your birthday is a ball! $4.50 |  Outside: Friday is Casual Sex Day. Inside: It's your birthday. Get the memo? $4.50 |
 Okay, maybe your ass is as big as mine. Happy Birthday! $2.50 |  Remember when you asked your mom where babies come from? Happy Rebirth-day $3.95 |  To be beautiful is to always and only be you. To your beautiful inside and out. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 May all your wildest dreams come true. $2.99 |  It's your birthday… put your own special spin on having a highly good time! $2.99 |  Age is something that doesn't matter. Unless you are a cheese. It's all in the attitude. $2.99 |
 Calories don't count if no one sees you. $2.59 |  114 across. Five letter word for friend having birthday. w h o r e $3.95 |  Happy Birthday Now it's time to raise a toast to your Dad's pull-out method. $3.50 |
 Hey gals, we still have our youth... He's tied up in the bedroom naked. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Remember, there are things worse that being a year older... You could be neutered! Happy Birthday. $2.95 |  Enjoy the festivities! Happy Birthday! $4.50 |
 Life's an adventure… enjoy the view! $2.99 |  Here's to a year of light and laughter. Happy Birthday. $2.99 |  They say women outlive men. So, that's why there are no men around here. I thought I was in the lesbian lounge! Score a big one on your birthday. $3.99 |
 Mind if I play a little drum roll before you whip those bad boys off? Another year behind you! Have a Happy Birthday. $4.50 |  Make a birthday wish and have a dream day. $3.95 |  Yes, dear, I heard you. You're going to roast a pig. ... Happy Sizzling Birthday. You are so hot! $4.50 |
 Inner beauty is for amateurs. Botox is for pros. Happy birthday beautiful. $2.50 |  Outside: The Schitt Family Tree Inside Reads: Happy Birthday you Old Schitt. $4.50 |  Outside: The Lord Provides Schit Creek Paddle Store Inside: Here's to smooth sailing on your birthday! $4.50 |
 OUTSIDE: SO DOLL YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL WHEN YOUR YOUTH IS OVER? Inside: Your drugs come from Canada instead of Mexico. Happy birthday. $3.25 |  Girls gone wild... There's no prohibition of having fun. Happy Birthday, Dollface! $3.25 |  Remember, it's not how you feel, it's how you look. Happy Birthday. $3.25 |
 ThOutside: That's MISTER President to you, Cracker! Inside: Happy Birthday Homie! $4.50 |  Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... So we're having you put to sleep. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Ed, wake up! the cat has your 'nads again! ... It's your birthday. Let it all hang out! $4.50 |
 I know yesterday was your birthday. But you're so hard to shop for! $4.50 |  Hope this birthday is a cut above the rest! $3.50 |  So many parts of you have been recycled! $3.50 |
 We respect your privacy, so we won't make you tell everyone how old you are. (They already know, anyway.) $3.50 |  Can you hear me now? $3.75 |  Job #1 is for you to have a happy birthday. Don't ask about #2. $3.75 |
 Make a splash! $3.75 |  Still not a morning person! $3.75 |  Just white out a few years. $3.75 |
 Everyday is a party at your house! $3.75 |  How do you really feel about having another birthday? $3.25 |  It's for your own good. Last year you ate the whole cake! $3.75 |
 Hope you have this much fun on your birthday! $3.75 |  Attitude is everything. $3.75 |  Busted! $3.75 |
 Enjoy every minute of your birthday! $3.75 |  It's your Birthday and we couldn't be happier! $3.75 |
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