Take a deep breath... and party! $3.95 | And now, my rendition of Happy Birthday! $3.75 | Sending a kiss on your birthday. $3.75 |
Save some room for cake. $3.75 | It's about time for another party. $3.75 | On your birthday, let it all hang out! $3.75 |
Has another one snuck up on you? $3.75 | You know you're getting older when you and your poodle have the same hair-do. $3.75 | You've never met a cake you didn't like. $3.75 |
Wish I could fly in to tell you Happy Birthday! $3.75 | Magical Birthday Wishes $2.50 | Another year older but still turning heads. $2.95 |
A little advice... To prevent signs of aging, always wear sunscreen. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | 10 diet rules you never thought of... Happy Birthday, Have another piece of cake! $3.50 | It's your day to dream. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
They don't keep you on a leash because they want you to run away. It's your birthday run with it. $3.50 | The onset of my adult A.D.D. has in no way affected my remembering of your birthday. Merry Christmas. $3.95 | I asked my self what i should get you for your birthday. And my self was like, "I don't know, a card?" And I was all, "A card?" And my self was like, "Whatever." So I said, "Okay. You're the boss." Happy Birthday. $2.75 |
Happy Birthday you bastard! In all seriousness, though, you're a bastard. $3.50 | You're ageless. I'm giftless. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Don't fret grey hair makes you look distinguished. It distinguishes you from younger people. Happy birthday. $2.95 |
Happy Birthday from both of us. We could not wait. We could not delay. We have a wish for your special day. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday! We've said it twice. From both of us, it's doubly nice. $2.95 | Vodka... It's not just for breakfast anymore. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | Happy birthday gorgeous. Have a great day. $3.95 |
Much like yourself, Christine enjoyed drama and was a queen. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | Have a happy birthday. $3.95 | Happy birthday to a dear soul whose friendship I will cherish until our hair turns grey. Like we're ever going to let that happen. $2.75 |
I always carry something around to remind me of Robert, like his credit card. Just a card to let you know I remember. Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Read My lips… - George H.W. Bush Inside: Happy Birthday! $2.95 | They never look as good as they do in the photos. I must hand it too you, you do not look a year older. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
It's your birthday… let the show begin! $2.59 | Mix two parts celebration, one part fun. Garnish with good friends. Shake well. Enjoy! Happy Birthday. $2.59 | So many candles. So few extinguishers! Happy Birthday $2.59 |
Plastic, Paper, Aluminum cans, Poor white trash. ... I hope someone takes you out for your birthday! $3.50 | You know what you are? You're the salt of the Earth the pick of the litter and the Cat's Meow. You're just the very best of all the bests. And I hope your birthday is perfect. $3.50 | Farting key to female arousal- Hope all your birthday wishes come true. $3.50 |
You are only young once, but you can be immature indefinitely. $2.95 | Susan's talent for charming wieners always made her popular. Happy Birthday! $2.95 | Old enough to know better, young enough not to give a damn. Happy Birthday! $2.95 |
Behind every super woman is a great pair of shoes! ... You're so super - no one could ever fill your shoes! Happy Birthday $2.75 | Let's not say your getting older, let's just say your pageant days are numbered! Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Patient seems reluctant to get his prostrate checked. Another year behind you! Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
Modern Air In-Flight Menu ... Having a Happy Birthday: Priceless. $3.50 | Looking good! $3.75 | Some birthdays can scare the pants off you! $3.75 |
You've still got it! $3.75 |