Is there anything you won't do for a cold beer? $3.75 | Will you ever act your age? $3.75 | Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday! $3.75 |
You don't look any older. $3.75 | Enjoy every last bit of your birthday! $3.75 | Nothing is off limits today. $3.75 |
Have a whirlwind of a Birthday! $3.75 | Live dangerously on your birthday. $3.75 | Happy Birthday to a woman who can do it all! $3.75 |
It doesn't get any better than this! $3.75 | That's one scary age. $3.75 | Keep it clean on your birthday. $3.75 |
You're how old? I'm blown away! $2.59 | Here's to another year of excitement and adventure. Happy Birthday! $2.59 | It's your birthday… Let's get this party started! $2.59 |
This year may you avoid being traumatized by the word Ma'am. Happy birthday hot stuff. $2.95 | I should come with a warning label. Look out! here comes another birthday. $2.50 | Sure you've been called cheap and easy! But that's just a vicious lie made up by the scores of men you've fucked. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
For you! - mini card- $0.90 | Outside: He ate all the magnets off the refrigerator. Inside: You're older, but you're as magnetic as ever. Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Sweet Wishes. Have a wonderful birthday. $3.95 |
As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on. ... it's your birthday. Party Hard! $3.50 | Happy birthday, Honey! $2.95 | Happy Birthday. From me! $4.50 |
Wishing you much love and adoration on your birthday. $4.50 | Happy Birthday. Hope it's antastic-Fay. $4.50 | Golly liquor is quicker. Birthdays are no time for sober reflections. $2.50 |
You're how old!?! Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Wiser... Older... Smarter... and then there's you! Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Some people call it a problem. I call it a hobby. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
Outside: Kiss my face. Get out of my hand. Talk to the ass. Nigel fails the "attitude" test. Inside: Merry Birthday! $3.50 | Life begins at 40, but so does arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. ... Happy Birthday. Let the fun begin! $3.50 | Outside: Homeland Security "Fighting Terrorism Since 1492" Inside: Happy Birthday Kimo Sabe. $3.50 |
Monica, Dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix Mommy another martini. Happy Birthday. $3.95 | Trust me, it's the botox, I don't really enjoy this. . .Trust me when I say have a Happy Birthday. $3.50 | It's your BIRTHDAY! Let's get fish faced! $3.25 |
It's no longer a theory. It's proven. You're old. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | It's my fault - I stopped worrying for a few minutes. Hope your birthday is a truck load of fun! $3.50 | So, grass on the field yet? - "Asshole." It's your birthday. Have a field day! $3.50 |
Diaphragms are a pain in the butt. - Maybe you're putting it in the wrong place. .... Getting older is a pain in the butt. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Outside: I said HOLD my CALLS. Inside: Have a ball! It's your birthday. $3.50 | If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Wishing you an extra-long celebration.... Happy Birthday! $2.95 | Britney Spears Birthday Card: Have a crazy-ass, shavin'-yer-head, ho-tastic birthday! $3.50 | Outside: Much to their surprise, the Jihadists found the virgins awaiting them in heaven were not what they had expected. Inside: Hope you find paradise on your birthday $3.50 |
It's only a birthday, don't put up a big stink! $3.50 | … than rubbing joints? $3.50 | Oh shit! Another year older! $3.50 |
… she was drunk! $3.50 | Have a purrrrfect birthday! $3.50 | Happy Birthday to one of the greatest kids in the universe! $3.75 |
Nothing like a party to bring out the best in you. $3.75 |