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 purrrfect Birthday Inside: Hope it's the cat's meow $3.95 |  Alright frank, that's eight vials of longhorn bull semen, two boxes of extra long rubber gloves and a dozen party hats. Tell your mama I said, "Hey!" Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Big Bob's Butt Barn: Everything for the anal enthusiast .... Have a Bootylicious Birthday. $4.50 |
 Don't dare to be different. Dare to be yourself. To the you You dare to be in the world. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |  New Invention of the Year - Cyril fails to impress the judges with his 'Erection Alarm' ... Ding Dong. It's your birthday again. $4.50 |  The young and the old share the same story... "Opps, I crapped my pants!" Happy Birthday. $2.50 |
 Happiness... Everyday. Happy Birthday $3.50 |  How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? $2.95 |  Aerial view of upside down birthday hats: 1-9 (Black Elastic Straps) In celebration of you. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 OK, who wants to get their butt whipped? Happy Birthday. I hope you get all you've asked for. $4.50 |  Immoral filth, Twisted perversions, COmpromising positions, Intoxicating substances ..... It's gonna be another great year! Happy Birthday $3.99 |  OUTSIDE: SAVE ME TIME, JUST STICK THIS DIRECTLY TO MY BUTT! Inside: I see you gained another year. Happy Birthday! $3.25 |
 I can't believe how radiant and eye-popping you look! Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Borrow my fire extinguisher? Gee, I don't know Ted, you still haven't returned the weed-wacker I lent you. ..... Hope your birthday is smokin'! $4.50 |  You be Thelma and I'll be Louise. Have a Smashing Birthday. $3.50 |
 Under Pressure? Relax and have a great birthday! $2.25 |  Outside: "Looks like Bill has forgotten his wife's birthday again!" Inside Reads: Getting older? Don't forget to have a happy birthday. $4.50 |  Outside: The Phuk Family Tree Inside Reads: Happy Phucking Birthday. $4.50 |
 Outside: I said, you missed a belt loop. Inside: For God's sake, keep your pants on. It's only another birthday! $3.50 |  Still able to stop traffic. Happy Birthday! $2.99 |  I'll drink to that... or anything else you've got to say. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
 Bliss. Have an intense Happy Birthday. $3.95 |  Sunshine freedom and a little flower. Have a lovely birthday. $3.95 |  Shitburger- Do you want flies with that? Happy Birthday and all that shit. $4.50 |
 Happy Birthday. Have a blast. $3.95 |  Trust me, wear the mask. You'll wish you had it on when you're swinging your ass from the chandelier. Happy Birthday $3.95 |  You are the first you there ever was. And definitely the most fabulous. Happy birthday you. $2.95 |
 Super Size Me. Hope your birthday is super (would you like fries with that?) $4.50 |  Born to be wild! Happy Birthday! $2.50 |  I hope your birthday is exactly how you like it. $4.50 |
 It's amazing how you've made it this far. May your good fortune continue. $4.95 |  Birthdays are so exciting. $4.50 |  Time to get a little crazy. It's your birthday! $4.95 |
 A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday. You should come too! $4.50 |  Happy Birthday Salami Bear! Chomp Chomp Yay! $4.50 |  The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday! $3.99 |
 Hope your birthday is full of surprises! $2.95 |  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on, as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Amen! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  Work it, birthday girl! $2.59 |
 The good news is they're praying for you. The bad news is there's only three of them. Happy Birthday! $2.99 |  May cosmic bliss come down and scratch you on the belly. $2.99 |  Rock on. $2.99 |
 Hope you have this much fun on your birthday! $3.75 |  Lets do lunch on your birthday! $3.75 |  You haven't changed a bit! $3.75 |
 Never too old for toys. $3.75 |  No reason to keep it quiet! $3.75 |  Call me when you're ready to celebrate. $3.75 |
 And here's to many more! $3.75 |  Another birthday? Get outta here! $3.75 |  Cake is for wimps! $3.75 |
 You still know how to have a good time. Happy birthday! $3.75 |  It's your birthday! Soak it up! $3.75 |  You get sweeter every year. $3.75 |
 FIRE! Oh… it's just your cake. $3.75 |
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