 Horray for you! $3.95 |  Outside: Barack takes Bo the Portuguese water dog out for a walk. Inside: Have a Happy Birthday, come hell or high water. $4.50 |  I think we can I think we can.. Can you have a happy birthday? Yes you can! $4.50 |
 You two-timin' bastard!!! Where is she?! ... Have fun. It's your birthday. $4.50 |  Hurrah! At last I'm 50. Happy Birthday. $2.50 |  It's your birthday, go bananas! $2.50 |
 Are those flaming tiki torches, or is that your birthday cake? $2.59 |  Your youth has left the building. $2.59 |  We all got together to wish you something… but we can't remember what! (Happy Birthday?) $2.99 |
 It's not the size of the balls, it's what you do with them. $2.59 |  Does this party hat make my ass look big? $2.59 |  Never pass a bathroom, never waste an erection, never trust a fart! And it's never too late to have a happy birthday. $4.50 |
 A birthday wish just for you. $3.99 |  SUICIDE HELP LINE: Well there's your problem, the safety is still on! Shoot the moon, it's your birthday! $4.50 |  When you're in jail, a good friend with come to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn that was fun". It's party time! Happy Birthday, Girlfriend! $2.50 |
 You always were one of a kind! Happy Birthday. $2.95 |  $3.50 |  Are you at that age when you can fall asleep no matter where you are? Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 $3.95 |  Birthdays are fun. It's the day after that hurts. $2.95 |  $3.95 |
 $2.95 |  Bee happy. Enjoy your birthday to the fullest. $2.95 |  Just think... This is the youngest and best-looking you will ever be again! Happy Birthday! $2.95 |
 May all your wishes come true. $2.99 |  This birthday I'm sending you a big hog and kittens. $2.95 |  Girls just want to have fun! And be pampered. And gossips. And play with boys. And eat chocolate. And never gain weight. And have a happy birthday. $2.99 |
 As long as you can get it up, you know you're not getting old! $2.99 |  Girlfriend, we've still got it. Somewhere. $2.99 |  $2.95 |
 Born to be wild. $2.99 |  $2.95 |
 It's official… We've become our mothers. $2.99 |  We'll be friends til we're blue in the hair. $2.99 |  The bad new: This is the entertainment for your birthday. The good news: He's not a stripper. $2.99 |
 $2.95 |  Hope your birthday stacks up to be something highly delicious. $2.99 |  Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Here's to an amazing year. $2.99 |
 $2.95 |  Get all the mileage you can out of life. $2.99 |  May cosmic bliss come down and scratch you on the belly. $2.99 |
 $2.95 |  It's your birthday, drink responsibly. $2.99 |  Ommmmmmmm… my god, it's your birthday again! $2.99 |
 It's your birthday. This year try not to be so paranoid and insecure. Then maybe all your friends will stop making fun of you behind your back. $2.95 |  I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so i got you a gift card. Just add some money to it and then you can buy whatever you want. $2.95 |  Live, love laugh, every single day. $2.99 |
 Top 3 things to do on your birthday: Pamper, pamper, pamper. $2.99 |  Happy Birthday. Hope your day is full of fun and suprises. $2.95 |  Aim high and have a happy birthday. $3.75 |
 Another exciting chapter. $3.75 |  Another year gone with the wind. $3.75 |  There's only one you. $3.75 |
 Your birthday means a lot to me. Not as much as the cake, but a lot. $3.75 |  Lookin' good. $3.75 |  Happy Birthday. $3.75 |
 No risk is too great for cake. $3.25 |  Yikes! I can't believe how old you are. $3.95 |