You bearly look any older. $3.95 | Another birthday? Thought you could use a pig-me-up. $2.59 | May the night before be worth the morning after! $2.59 |
It's your birthday, kick up your heels! Or buy some! $2.59 | Smoking or nun smoking? Inside Reads: Holy smokes, it's your birthday! Have a happy one. $3.50 | A beautiful Day. All for you. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
Did I say boyfriend? I meant Birthday cake. $4.50 | Outside: A little birdie told me it's your Birthday. Right before I ate him. $4.50 | Outside: It's all fun and games until the itching & burning start! Inside Reads: It's your birthday, have all the fun you can stand! $3.50 |
Grey Hair and Wrinkles and Flab, Oh my! Have a happy birthday, or I'll release the flying monkeys! $3.50 | Remember when we were young, sweet, and innocent? Me neither! Happy Birthday. $3.25 | Outside: There are 3 stages of life: Youth, maturity, and "My, you're lookin' good." Inside Reads: Happy Birthday. You look fabulous! $3.50 |
St. Marcus the moocher: Patron saint of the unemployed. Get off the couch and have a happy birthday. $3.50 | Outside: Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get! Inside: Happy Birthday and many more. $3.50 | It's your birthday! Have a crazy good time! $4.50 |
Do-Re-Mi. In celebration of you and your song. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | No worries; It's only kinky the first few times. Happy Birthday $3.95 | Have a fabulous birthday. $3.95 |
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU? DON'T SLIDE DOWN YOUR GRANDMA'S BOOBS Breast Wishes on your birthday! $3.50 | Buzzing by with a birthday hi! $2.50 | At last she had awakened from a nightmare of youth. Happy Birthday. $2.50 |
You poop it, you scoop it! Oh crap, another year older. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | If you really are a loving God, how do you explain cellulite? Thou Shalt have a Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Martinis they're not just for breakfast anymore It's your birthday! Wake up and smell the vodka. $2.50 |
Inside: Happy Birthday you sexy thing. $3.50 | Outside: On your birthday, aliens are going to abduct all the good looking people. Inside: You've got nothing to worry about. Happy Birthday! $3.50 | For the record... The only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm low on vodka. Happy Birthday. $3.95 |
Sending you yummy birthday wishes stacked a mile high! $2.59 | Getting old is one hell of a ride! $2.59 | If anyone asks your age, you have the right to remain silent. $2.59 |
Happy Birthday, Cupcake! $2.99 | Hope your birthday is over the top! $2.99 | Relax. Here's a cure for hot flashes! Happy Birthday! $2.95 |
Just assume you had a great time and leave it at that. $2.99 | Have a beautiful birthday! $3.95 | Wishing you, your ID, and your Ego a super birthday. $4.95 |
My, you've matured. A very Happy Birthday to you. $4.50 | Life is too short for bad wine. $3.75 | Do you need help lighting all those candles? $3.75 |
All of your ex-girlfriends want to wish you a Happy Birthday. $3.75 | Word on the street is, you're having a Birthday! $3.75 | Enjoy the moment. $3.75 |
Get carried away on your birthday. $3.75 | See what you can get away with. $3.25 | It's party time. $3.75 |
It's your day to go overboard. $3.75 | You ROCK! $3.25 | You look good in anything. $3.75 |
Enjoy your birthday! You can sleep when you're dead. $3.75 |