Inside: Showering you with love and happiness on your birthday $4.95 | Outside: Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask to see my ID Card and nobody gets hurt. Inside: I had no ID it was your birthday again. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Inside: Thanks for always being there. $4.95 |
What's the bad new? I'm not a doctor. Have a feel good birthday. $3.50 | Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over whatever age you're claiming to be! $3.95 | Outside: I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is. What's a depository? Inside: I hear it's your birthday. Party on. $3.50 |
Outside: You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again. Inside: Ahhh, nuts...you can't hide it...you're a year older! $3.50 | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! $3.50 | Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 |
Outside: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again? Inside: Happy Birthday to a magnetic personality! $3.50 | Inside: Have a birthday! $3.50 | Inside: Happy Birthday $4.50 |
Inside: Blank $4.95 | Inside: Blank $4.95 | Inside: Happy Birthday $4.95 |
$2.95 | Inside: Until then Happy Birthday from a Distance $4.25 | Happy birthday! $3.50 |
Amen to that. Happy Birthday $4.95 | $2.95 | Inside: May they all come true! $4.25 |
Inside: Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Inside: Or to large a cocktail. Happy Birthday $4.95 | Outside: Try to blame that one on the dog. Heard you were letting loose with another big one. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 | Inside: Happy Birthday Hot Stuff $4.95 | Outside: Welcome! Multiple Personality Support Group. "Get Acquainted" Night. Inside: Happy Birthday from all of us! $3.50 |
Inside: Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Outside: At our age we can do lots of things younger women can't. Inside: Like growing a mustache. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Inside: Happy Birthday $4.95 |
Inside: Your stars are aligned for A wonderful year ahead $4.95 | Inside: Because everybody needs a hobby Happy Birthday! $4.50 | Inside: Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday $3.50 |
Inside: Happy Birthday hope you have a great time socially distanced or not $3.95 | Inside: Happy Birthday Borealis Press card measures 5 x 7 inches. Includes envelope. $3.50 | Outside: Our sources show this is a heavily trafficked building of importance with ample storage. This must be their nation's capitol. Inside: Our sources show you are another year older. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
Outside: Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why. Inside: Holy crap! It's your birthday! Hope it hits the spot. $3.50 | OUTSIDE: I'D LIKE A VENTI VODKA VALLIUM MOCHA LATTE TO GO! INSIDE: TIME TO FUEL UP FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! $2.75 | Bad dog! ... Hope your birthday is da' bomb. $3.50 |
Outside: Big storm's a brewin. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise with your whack-job friend Noah. Inside: Don't miss the boat. Have a Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Outside: Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home. Inside: Just remember. . .that day is coming sooner than you think! Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Outside: Now where did I put them dang car keys? Inside: Another year lost. Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
Outside: How'd you know it was a hairpiece? I think it was the chin strap. Inside: Getting better looking every year. $3.50 | Outside: It's windy. No. Thursday. Me too! Let's get some beers! Inside: Have a happy birthday, that's one thing we can all agree on. $3.50 | Inside: No need to squawk, it's just another birthday. $3.50 |
Happy freakin' Birthday. $2.95 | Inside: Best regards and Happy Birthday. $3.50 | Outside: Fuck It Inside Reads: Another Birthday? Another year older? Fuck it! $3.50 |
$3.50 | Outside: I think we get along so well because we're both bitches. Inside Reads: Hope your birthday is bitchalicious! $3.50 | Outside: Holy Water. Holy Shit. Inside: Holey, moley it's your birthday. $3.50 |
Outside: Does this beer make me look fat? Inside: Can't stomach the idea of getting older? Happy Birthday. $3.50 | I take my Viagra with Prozac. If it doesn't work, I don't care. Don't let your birthday get you down. Happy Birthday! $3.50 | Inside: Birthdays can really be a pain in the butt! Have a good one. $3.50 |
Outside: Well, there you go. I guess Frank wasn't a flying squirrel after all. Inside: Hope you're flying high on your birthday. $3.50 | Outside: I think that one's male. Inside: Happy Birthday. Let the beer and testosterone flow. $3.50 | Outside: Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed, I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside. Inside: Get a grip. It's just another birthday. $3.50 |
Is it warm in here or am I crazy? Warm Birthday Wishes! $3.50 | Vodka Girl: Saving the world and not remembering most of it the next day! *POW* Inside Reads: Happy Birthday. Bottoms up! $3.50 | To a world that works for everyone, and to you who brings so much to this world (and mine). Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
Another birthday. Time to shave that llama. Or maybe you celebrate differently where your from. $3.95 | Spider Veins crows feet and cankles oh my. Let's toast to our inner beauty. Happy Birthday. $3.50 | I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a Friggin' Moron. ... Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
$3.95 | Paws and relax. $2.99 | Another birthday, eh? Whoop-de-frickin' do. $2.99 |
Eveything gets better with age. Happy Birthday. $2.95 | Yeah, that's a captain's log all right. $3.99 | It's your birthday… Get freaky!!! $3.50 |
Checklist for any occasion inside. $3.50 | Monica had to choose between driving off a cliff or admitting her real age. She'll be missed. $3.50 | Outside: I'm in a hurry. Got any "Sorry I crapped on your carpet" cards? Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 |
Please step onto the livestock scale. $3.50 | Sorry, no booze at this party. Where is the fucking exit? $3.50 | Inside: Shoot, here comes another birthday. $3.50 |
Hope you get everything you want for your birthday! $3.50 | A little grey hare looks good on you. Happy Birthday. $2.99 | Getting older ain't for sissies. Happy Birthday. $2.99 |
Spot hopes you enjoy your day as much as he just enjoyed his! $3.99 | Old people are so cute when they're fucked up! $3.99 | A Man's Guide To Successful Aging $3.99 |
The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday! $3.99 | What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? $3.50 | Drink up, it's your birthday! $3.50 |
To a true classic. You're still #1 on my playlist. $3.95 | Holy *#%!@ it's your birthday again? $3.35 | May all your wishes come true. $3.95 |