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 Inside: Showering you with love and happiness on your birthday $4.95 |  Outside: Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask to see my ID Card and nobody gets hurt. Inside: I had no ID it was your birthday again. Happy Birthday. $4.50 |  Inside: Thanks for always being there. $4.95 |
 What's the bad new? I'm not a doctor. Have a feel good birthday. $3.50 |  Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over whatever age you're claiming to be! $3.95 |  Outside: I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is. What's a depository? Inside: I hear it's your birthday. Party on. $3.50 |
 Outside: You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again. Inside: Ahhh, nuts...you can't hide it...you're a year older! $3.50 |  Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! $3.50 |  Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 |
 Outside: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again? Inside: Happy Birthday to a magnetic personality! $3.50 |  Inside: Have a birthday! $3.50 |  Inside: Happy Birthday $4.50 |
 Inside: Blank $4.95 |  Inside: Blank $4.95 |  Inside: Happy Birthday $4.95 |
 Inside: Until then Happy Birthday from a Distance $4.25 |  Happy birthday! $3.50 | |
 Amen to that. Happy Birthday $4.95 |  Inside: May they all come true! $4.25 | |
 Inside: Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  Inside: Or to large a cocktail. Happy Birthday $4.95 |  Outside: Try to blame that one on the dog. Heard you were letting loose with another big one. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
 Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 |  Inside: Happy Birthday Hot Stuff $4.95 |  Outside: Welcome! Multiple Personality Support Group. "Get Acquainted" Night. Inside: Happy Birthday from all of us! $3.50 |
 Inside: Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  Outside: At our age we can do lots of things younger women can't. Inside: Like growing a mustache. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Inside: Happy Birthday $4.95 |
 Inside: Your stars are aligned for A wonderful year ahead $4.95 |  Inside: Because everybody needs a hobby Happy Birthday! $4.50 |  Inside: Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday $3.50 |
 Inside: Happy Birthday hope you have a great time socially distanced or not $3.95 |  Inside: Happy Birthday Borealis Press card measures 5 x 7 inches. Includes envelope. $3.50 |  Outside: Our sources show this is a heavily trafficked building of importance with ample storage. This must be their nation's capitol. Inside: Our sources show you are another year older. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |
 Outside: Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why. Inside: Holy crap! It's your birthday! Hope it hits the spot. $3.50 |  OUTSIDE: I'D LIKE A VENTI VODKA VALLIUM MOCHA LATTE TO GO! INSIDE: TIME TO FUEL UP FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! $2.75 |  Bad dog! ... Hope your birthday is da' bomb. $4.50 |
 Outside: Big storm's a brewin. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise with your whack-job friend Noah. Inside: Don't miss the boat. Have a Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  Outside: Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home. Inside: Just remember. . .that day is coming sooner than you think! Happy Birthday! $3.50 |  Outside: Now where did I put them dang car keys? Inside: Another year lost. Happy Birthday! $3.50 |
 Outside: How'd you know it was a hairpiece? I think it was the chin strap. Inside: Getting better looking every year. $3.50 |  Outside: It's windy. No. Thursday. Me too! Let's get some beers! Inside: Have a happy birthday, that's one thing we can all agree on. $3.50 |  Inside: No need to squawk, it's just another birthday. $3.50 |
 Happy freakin' Birthday. $2.95 |  Inside: Best regards and Happy Birthday. $3.75 |  Outside: Fuck It Inside Reads: Another Birthday? Another year older? Fuck it! $4.50 |
 $3.50 |  Outside: I think we get along so well because we're both bitches. Inside Reads: Hope your birthday is bitchalicious! $4.50 |  Outside: Holy Water. Holy Shit. Inside: Holey, moley it's your birthday. $3.50 |
 Outside: Does this beer make me look fat? Inside: Can't stomach the idea of getting older? Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  I take my Viagra with Prozac. If it doesn't work, I don't care. Don't let your birthday get you down. Happy Birthday! $4.50 |  Inside: Birthdays can really be a pain in the butt! Have a good one. $3.50 |
 Outside: Well, there you go. I guess Frank wasn't a flying squirrel after all. Inside: Hope you're flying high on your birthday. $3.50 |  Outside: I think that one's male. Inside: Happy Birthday. Let the beer and testosterone flow. $3.50 |  Outside: Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed, I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside. Inside: Get a grip. It's just another birthday. $3.50 |
 Is it warm in here or am I crazy? Warm Birthday Wishes! $4.50 |  Vodka Girl: Saving the world and not remembering most of it the next day! *POW* Inside Reads: Happy Birthday. Bottoms up! $4.50 |  To a world that works for everyone, and to you who brings so much to this world (and mine). Happy Birthday. $2.95 |
 Another birthday. Time to shave that llama. Or maybe you celebrate differently where your from. $3.95 |  Spider Veins crows feet and cankles oh my. Let's toast to our inner beauty. Happy Birthday. $3.50 |  I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a Friggin' Moron. ... Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday! $4.50 |
 $3.95 |  Paws and relax. $2.99 |  Another birthday, eh? Whoop-de-frickin' do. $2.99 |
 Eveything gets better with age. Happy Birthday. $2.95 |  Yeah, that's a captain's log all right. $3.99 |  It's your birthday… Get freaky!!! $3.50 |
 Checklist for any occasion inside. $3.50 |  Monica had to choose between driving off a cliff or admitting her real age. She'll be missed. $3.50 |  Outside: I'm in a hurry. Got any "Sorry I crapped on your carpet" cards? Inside: Happy Birthday $3.50 |
 Please step onto the livestock scale. $3.50 |  Sorry, no booze at this party. Where is the fucking exit? $3.50 |  Inside: Shoot, here comes another birthday. $3.50 |
 Hope you get everything you want for your birthday! $3.50 |  A little grey hare looks good on you. Happy Birthday. $2.99 |  Getting older ain't for sissies. Happy Birthday. $2.99 |
 Spot hopes you enjoy your day as much as he just enjoyed his! $3.99 |  Old people are so cute when they're fucked up! $3.99 |  A Man's Guide To Successful Aging $3.99 |
 The Perks of being over 50: contains a list inside. Happy Birthday! $3.99 |  What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? $3.50 |  Drink up, it's your birthday! $3.50 |
 To a true classic. You're still #1 on my playlist. $3.95 |  Holy *#%!@ it's your birthday again? $3.35 |  May all your wishes come true. $3.95 |
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