How to Traumatize Your Children

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style: controlling, indulgent, and more! Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages