After the Tea Party Mints

As any college kid can tell you, sometimes a party can get out of control. Oh, it starts off well enough, but little by little things start to unravel. Before you know it, the toilet is overflowing, the fish in the aquarium are dead, and six Pakistanis are playing cricket down in the basement. With the possible exception of the Pakistanis, the Tea Party is not much different. Sooner or later, it's gonna be over and they'll be one hell of a mess to clean up. And that's where After The Tea Party Mints come in. These tasty little wonders are like a breath of fresh air, and will help dispel the bad taste that Sarah Palin, Dick Armey, and Ron Paul have left in our mouth.