Things you want to say at work

Things you want to say at Work but can't.
Inside:
• And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
• Do I look like a fucking people person?
• This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• You! Off my planet!
• Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
• A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
• You look like shit. Is that the style now?
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Nice perfume/cologne. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• If a throw a stick, will you leave?