Things not to say - Sex

Outside: Things to to say during sex…
Inside:
-I have to poop
- This is your first time.. right?
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- I though you had the keys to the handcuffs?!
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
- Hey!My friend was right! You are good!
- Do I have to pay for this?
- On second thought, lets turn the lights off.
- Actually, your sister "Likes" it like this.
- Whats your name again?
- It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
- Uhhh… I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.