Things not to say - Boyfriend

Outside: Things not to say to your boyfriend.
Inside:
-Will you hold my purse?
- Can't we just be friends?
- I'm pregnant… Just kidding!
- My last boyfriend was a little bigger.
- Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
- Would you mind if I saw other people?
- I tell my mom everything!
- "Easy" is just a nickname I picked up in school.
- I betcha I've been with more guys than you have girls.
- My ex- boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery.
- What's more important to you, Me .. to the Superbowl?
- I've already picked out names for our children.